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Welcome to my website on the internet.

the internet is pretty small. actually it doesn't exist cuz it's 1985. so what's up with this website? oh, must be a glitch in spacetime...

you can search websites using Google. It doesn't exist yet, but I programmed a wormhole in the spacetime simulator so you can search the websites that will exist in the 2010's.

but I warn you, DO NOT stay in a website for over 15 minutes if it isn't from your native time; or The Institution will be alerted. I have friends who were sent back to the time before the Big Bang, as a punishment.

Well, good luck with the internet. don,t forget to use encryption on your commodores and macintoshes.